April Fools’ Day is celebrated all around the world on the April 1 of every year. Sometimes referred to as All Fools’ Day, April 1  is widely recognized and celebrated as a day where everyone plays all kinds of jokes and foolishness. My phone number today for prank commissions is 00 234 5948 3459684829473 29394875029847

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Created by James Hurtz III – you can see his graphic design work at: http://www.jameskurtz.com

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LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION

1. Trevor Adams, my assistant programmer,can always be found
2. hard at work at his desk.Trevor works independently,without
3. wasting company time talking to colleagues.Trevor never
4. thinks twice about assisting fellow employees,and he always
5. finishes given assignments on time.Often he takes extended
6. measures to complete his work,sometimes skipping coffee
7. breaks.Trevor is an individual who has absolutely no
8. vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9. knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Trevor can be
10. classed as a high-calibre employee, the type that cannot be
11. dispensed with.Consequently, I truly recommend that Trevor be
12. promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13. executed as soon as possible.

Addendum. The idiot was watching over my shoulder while I wrote this report.

Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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The path to success is to take massive, determined action.
Tony Robbins

“The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man’s determination.” – Tommy Lasorda

“I didn’t just jump back on the bike and win. There were a lot of ups and downs, good results and bad results, but this time I didn’t let the lows get to me.” – Lance Armstrong

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Quotes for Weight Loss Motivation

A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit.  – Author Unknown

Instead of giving myself reasons why I can’t, I give myself reasons why I can.

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. Unknown

The sovereign invigorator of the body is exercise, and of all the exercises walking is the best. Thomas Jefferson

Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.  English Proverb

The cardiologist’s diet:  If it tastes good, spit it out.  Author Unknown

In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips and cahins.  Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale.  Stephen Phillips

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Pace is irrelevant!

We live in an age of immediate gratification. What we want – we want now. And just the way we ordered it. No delays. No substitutions. No excuses.
Sadly, many view new tasks and the accomplishment of most goals that way.
We want overnight growth, instant mastery, and flawless performance on the first try.
But that’s not the way success works. Patience and perseverance are at the core of what it means to be truly successful.
Pace is irrelevant to perseverance. It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.

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